My Dad Is Full of Gas

Do you remember the gas shortage of the 70's? That's when we had to ration gas because there was a shortage all over the world? Our family had two cars back then. We either had a really old yellow Dodge or a glitter blue Dodge. The other car was my mom's green toyota. Anyway, one of the cars didn't have enough gas so my dad needed to take gas out of one car and put it in another. The cheap way of doing this was to prime the tube by sucking the gas up and then quickly putting the other end in a gas can. Apparently my dad sucked too much and ended up drinking the gas. All I remember is dad drinking a lot of milk afterwards.